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Friday, December 3, 2010

How to Cook a Turkey

How to Cook a Turkey!!
by Andrew Hair

Do you know how to cook a turkey? I will tell you how to. First, I will go and get one at Target. I get a big one. Next, I put it in the fridge, I wait for 5 minuts and then I take it out of the fridge. Then I put stuffing in it. Last, I put it in the oven for 20 minutes then I take it out and I give it to my mom and dad and my whole family. In conclusion, now you know how to cook at turkey.

10 Responses to “How to Cook a Turkey”

  1. AAron — 12/3/10 @ 6:27 pm

    WAIT! That’s NOT how to do it? No wonder the family keeps insisting they do the bird…

  2. Meg — 12/3/10 @ 6:31 pm

    This might be the cutest thing ever. Love the “in conclusion…” Out of the mouths of babes.

  3. Beth (OMG! Yummy) — 12/3/10 @ 6:35 pm

    Adorable – my kids used to be cute too. Now they are teenagers :-) Treasure these moments. And he can cook our turkey anytime. We are great cooks but somehow, the turkey is never really that fabulous. Side dishes, on the other hand, are awesome. Can we borrow his instructions for Tday next year?

  4. Jackie B — 12/3/10 @ 6:42 pm

    Jaden, Oh that is just gorgeous! Now I am getting clucky coz mine is all grown up 16 yo..

  5. kat — 12/3/10 @ 6:47 pm


  6. ångel — 12/3/10 @ 7:17 pm

    In kindergarten and first/second grade, one of my sons’ classes put together a cookbook with each student contributing his/her favorite recipes. They’re filled with stuff like this. =)

  7. Elise — 12/3/10 @ 10:23 pm

    That is absolutely adorable Jaden! Your kids crack me up. Wait till he’s a famous cook one day. You’ll have to have this framed. xo

  8. Maryann — 12/4/10 @ 4:59 pm

    Awwww! Too cute. Makes me weepy for when my sons were little. I tell them ‘I remember when you were tiny guys’ and hold my fingers about an inch apart, and the eye rolling begins. : )

  9. diane — 12/5/10 @ 10:58 am

    oh andrew! i love this tip and SO much faster than Uncle Todd’s version. We need to follow your instructions for next year.
    and btw- we love target. Will have to check out their turkey selection for next year. Thanks for the tips!

  10. Miri Leigh — 12/6/10 @ 2:03 am

    I’m concerned that Andrew thinks you have a “hole” family. It actually seems pretty well intact. ;-)

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